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    Joke !

    ring...ring...ring (phone)

    "hello"
    "Hi honey, it's daddy...is mommy near the phone?"
    "No, Daddy, She's upstairs inthe bedroom with Uncle Frank."
    After a Brief pause, Daddy says,
    "But you haven't got a Uncle Frank, honey!"
    "Oh yes I do, He's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!"
    "Uh, Okay, then...here'swhat I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom doorand shout to Mommy and UncleFrank that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house."
    " Okay Daddy!"
    A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
    "Well, I did what you said, Daddy"
    "And what happened?" he asks.
    "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window and now shes all dead"
    "Oh my God!!! What about Uncle Frank?"
    "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and jumped out the back window into the swimming pool....but he must have forgot that last week you took all the water out to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
    ***Long pause***
    Then Daddy say's,
    "Swimming Pool??Is this 555-7039?"
    "No, this is 555-7038"
    "Sorry I must have the wrong number"
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    ;D lol
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    Heres an other one:

    When my wife and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the Service Department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger's side. I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was opened. " Hey," I announced to the technician, " its open!"
    "I know," answered the young man. "I already got that side."
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    Re:Joke !

    That's not as bad as the tech that locked himself in the car WITH the keys... Took them all day to get him out!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by DKOV
    That's not as bad as the tech that locked himself in the car WITH the keys... Took them all day to get him out!!!



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    LOL ;D
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    A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
    A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
    "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".
    He struggles again to ask:"Nurse, are my testicles black ?"
    Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his
    penisin one hand and his testicles in her other hand, takes a close look and says: "There's nothing wrong with them!"
    Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies:
    "That was very nice but, are... my... test...results...back?"

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    LMFAO!

    nice!
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    Re:Joke !

    1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
    Unique Up On It.

    2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
    Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

    3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
    They Take The Psycho Path

    4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
    You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

    5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
    Dam!

    6. What Do Eskimos Get >From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids

    7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
    A Stick.

    8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Mine?
    Nacho Cheese.

    9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
    Subordinate Clauses.

    10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
    Quatro Sinko.

    11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
    Spoiled Milk.

    12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
    Frostbite.

    13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck.

    14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.

    15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
    Right Where You Left Him.

    16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
    Because They Have Big Fingers.

    17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
    Because It Scares The Dog.

    18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
    Sanka.

    19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

    20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

    21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad kydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

    22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
    Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

    last bit of jokes i found enjoy
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