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    What Santa really wants to say...

    Dear Santa
    I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer yer Frend, BiLLy

    Dear Billy,
    Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
    Santa
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    Dear Santa,
    I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
    Love, Sarah

    Dear Sarah,
    Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
    Santa
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    Dear Santa,
    I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do?
    Love, Teddy

    Dear Teddy,
    Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
    Santa
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    Dear Santa,
    I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
    Love, Francis

    Dear Francis,
    Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay, I'll set you up with a Barbie.
    Santa
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    Dear Santa,
    I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
    Love, Susan

    Dear Susan,
    Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
    Santa
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    Dear Santa,
    Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
    Love, Jessica

    Dear Jessica,
    Are you really that gullible or are you just a blonde? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
    Santa
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    Dear Santa,
    I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
    Timmy

    Timmy,
    That whiney begging crap may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
    Santa
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    Dearest Santa,
    We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
    Love, Marky

    Mark, first, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting you're butt whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
    Sweet Dreams, Santa
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    Re: What Santa really wants to say...

    ;D thats pretty good i needed a laugh
    I dont wanna grow up i&#039;m a Toys R Us kid

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